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Tubby Tubby
Tubby Tubby
The Lost Teletubby of the Meme Warzone
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Hi, my name is Tubby :)
In a pastel-colored land far away, where baby-faced suns smiled down on dancing hills, Tubby was once a happy Teletubby cub in training, soft, chubby, and always curious. But one day, during a routine sunbeam teleportation experiment, something glitched.
A sudden spike in on-chain gas fees overloaded the system… and Tubby was zapped out of Teletubbyland and into the brutal, lawless Meme Coin Warzone, a wild digital frontier ruled by degens, jeets, frogs, and feral liquidity pools.
Tubby crash-landed into a volatile battlefield of shitcoins, rug pulls, and bullish dreams. Confused but determined, he crafted a bear-proof shield made of burned LP tokens and armed himself with hopium grenades and degen snacks.
But Tubby wasn’t just surviving, he was thriving.
He quickly learned to sniff out smart contracts, decode whale movements, and out-meme even the dankest trolls. Though innocent in appearance, Tubby became a legend: a soft-spoken sniper of scams and the fuzzy face of TubbyCoin, a token born from purity, resilience, and shitposting power.
Every night, Tubby still looks up at the moon — not just to chart the market — but to whisper a wish to return home someday… or maybe just buy Teletubbyland with his gains.
